Friday, June 24, 2016

Greetings, Oh Faithful Readers!

A report says that skyrocketing housing costs and taxes are prompting an exodus from the state. Although if that was true, there wouldn’t have been anyone living inside the state borders since 1948.

A Russian runaway robot called IR77 that keeps escaping to seek freedom could be deactivated. To which Hillary Clinton is saying she’s tried it and it doesn’t work.

Fired Donald Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski has been hired as an analyst by CNN. Apparently the network feels if there is anyone who could perform the miracle of pulling them out of the ratings cellar, it’s the person who made Trump a frontrunner.

A report says for the first time ever, the U.S. is not the number one country for the super rich. Apparently the title now goes to the country with the most new millionaires, all those princes in Nigeria.

A report says for the first time ever, the U.S. is not the number one country for the super rich. The super rich still like living here. It’s just that their money now spends all its time in Switzerland, Bermuda and the Cayman Islands.

Bob Barker is accusing CBS of animal cruelty during the shooting of its series “Zoo.” The good news for CBS is that there really aren’t any witnesses since the show airs on CBS.

 Bob Barker is accusing CBS of animal cruelty during the shooting of its series “Zoo.” After which network CEO Les Moonves ordered Barker to be immediately neutered.

A jury has ruled there was no copyright infringement in the case alleging Led Zeppelin plagiarized the opening riff to “Stairway To Heaven.” Which is going to make it more difficult for a similar lawsuit brought by the person who wrote the song “Escalator To Purgatory.”

A jury has ruled there was no copyright infringement in the case alleging Led Zeppelin plagiarized the opening riff to “Stairway To Heaven.” The plaintiffs knew they were in trouble when the jury kept flicking their cigarette lighters every time the song was played.

A court has ruled Cleveland’s attempt to restrict protesting  outside the upcoming Republican National Convention is unconstitutional. Mostly because the Republican Party will have their hands more full dealing with the free-for-all going on inside.

A poll says 70% of voters feel that Donald Trump should cut his business ties during his presidential run. The only problem is that boosting the marketability of his businesses is the only reason he ran for the office in the first place.

Alibaba CEO Jack Ma says about counterfeit goods his business has “no tolerance” for people who rip off others’ intellectual property. Like someone who starts a huge online retailer coincidentally with exactly the same business model of Amazon.com.

A Senate investigation says Charter and Time Warner Cable rip off customers for at least $7.2 Million a year. And that is just for charging for basic cable that includes the Home Shopping Network.

A Senate investigation says Charter and Time Warner Cable rip off customers for at least $7.2 Million a year. How bad is it when even Congress is saying that the customers are paying for services they aren’t getting?

The City of Columbus won $50 Million for its plan to create the transit system of the future. Apparently the Ohio city got high marks for designing a transportation system that lets people get around the state without having to go through Cleveland.

Bank of America will pay a $430 Million settlement over misusing customers’ cash. Which is pretty significant considering the only job of a bank is supposedly to protect its customers’ cash.

New Barnes and Noble bookstores will reportedly start selling beer and wine. The idea is that if they can get customers drunk enough, some of them might actually buy a book.

A survey says the common career move of taking a breather from work for just a few years can result in losses of several hundred thousand dollars in lost wages and expenses. Although taking a break from the workforce was never called a common career move until it happened to pretty much everyone in 2008.

A research site says the best dog to take to work is a Vizsla, followed by a Golden Retriever. Except when it is time to negotiate a new contract in which case it’s best to walk into the boss’s office with a Pit Bull on a flimsy leash.

A study says that 73% of all movie reviewers on the website Rotten Tomatoes are men. Mostly because nobody wants to read the 27% of reviews filed by women about movies with subtitles, no car chases and everyone keeping their clothes on.

New York will now require mortgage lenders to maintain any abandoned homes before foreclosure. Which means they will just pay some homeless people $50 to become squatters so they don’t have to touch the property until they can unload it onto someone else.

IKEA has recalled child safety gates because of the risk of injuries. Not because the gates are defective, but from the children being hit by a flying hammer thrown in anger by their dad when he can’t figure out how to assemble them.

Researchers say a healthy lifestyle can cut the risk of cancer by 45%. To which people who smoke, drink and are overweight say that means the odds are still move than half in their favor.

The EPA says filtered water in Flint, Michigan is safe for drinking. At least for the people who work for the EPA and don’t live anywhere near Flint, Michigan.

A study says that people who have suffered ankle sprains are more susceptible later to heart and lung problems. Especially if they sprained their ankle running away after lighting up near some militant anti-smokers.

A study says how a person fights with their spouse can affect different body parts. For anyone who doesn’t believe it, just remember what happened to John Wayne Bobbitt.

A study says looking at a cellphone in bed at night could lead to temporarily losing the sight in one eye. Especially for the people who get poked in the eye by their partner when they see who they are messaging on Facebook.

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams have settled their divorce, with him getting the couple’s 1959 Cadillac along with his pinball games and comic book collection. Which means she is back on the market for anyone who has a net worth of $800 and is 12 years old.

Meat Loaf is set to release a new album in September. Preliminary reviews say it just a bunch of leftovers.

During testimony over a copyright infringement case, Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant says he doesn’t remember the band’s early days. The amazing part is that he can remember the bands later days after they had enough money to buy the really good drugs.

During testimony over a copyright infringement case, Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant says he doesn’t remember the band’s early days. Not to say the band is getting old, but they had to change the lyrics of the song in question “Stairway To Heaven” to “Handicap Accessible Elevator To Heaven.”

A video shows how old cash is now ground up and used to make compost. Or as that was previously known as, the congressional budget hearings.

A study says that all of today’s sperm whales descended from one female. To which feminists are complaining that despite that development the species is still named after the males’ contribution.

A scientist claims he can use brain scans to predict how a person will vote. Mostly by taking any brain scans showing no activity and ringing them up as a vote for Donald Trump.

A scientist claims he can use brain scans to predict how a person will vote. Mostly by counting any white people with thoughts of anger and rage as a vote for Trump.

A report says same sex couples spent more than $1 Billion on weddings last year. Which works out to a total of about $2,000 for the courthouse ceremonies and the other $999,998,000 for the caterers.

A report says that Donald Trump has his Vice Presidential list narrowed down to four people. Apparently they are the four Americans who have never heard of Donald Trump.

Donald Trump gave a deposition in the fraud case against Trump University where he couldn’t remember saying he had the world’s greatest memory. Not only that, he also forgot three times last week where he put the peanuts he uses to feed the squirrel still living on top of his head.

Bernie Sanders told his supporters to “never lose your sense of outrage.” In fact, the one thing he will miss by not being elected President will be the ability to look out the Oval Office window and yell “You kids get off my lawn!”

Facebook says it will train its employees to deal with their political biases. Although does it really require political objectivity to be able to sit and watch 400 cat videos every day?

The Federal Reserve says every major bank passed the latest stress test. Although in this economy the only stress test concerning banks is when depositors wonder how they will pay their bills with only $5 left in their checking account.

Donald Trump says he will forgive the $45 Million in loans he has made to his own campaign. The only question is whether the Republican Party will ever forgive him for handing the presidency over to Hillary Clinton.

A grandmother in England spent her 100th birthday serving as a bridesmaid for her granddaughter. The good news is the bride only had to come up with something new and borrowed as her grandmother covered both “something old” and “something blue.”

A former Secret Service Agent says Hillary Clinton drove the agents protecting her to drinking alcohol, having affairs and using hookers. To which Bill Clinton says “Hey, me too!”

That’s it for now, Oh Faithful Readers! It is Friday! I hope I am not the first person who had to remind you of that. I have a busy weekend ahead but don’t worry, I will take the time to crank out more jokes just in time for Monday. That means you still have two whole days to try to find the small amount of time it takes to remember to make sure to always send the love!


Thursday, June 23, 2016

Greetings, Oh Faithful Readers!

A report says partisan bad blood ahead of the November election  is at its highest in the U.S. since the late 1980s. Because everyone was so agreeable during the Obama, George W. Bush, Clinton, George H. W. Bush and Reagan Administrations.

A report says Russia is planning on developing teleportation within the next 20 years. Mostly so they can somehow try to subatomically transfer their economy out of 1968.

A new wearable device can reportedly track a person’s mental as well as physical health. Which is important so the wearer can try to ease the depression they suffer when they see just how out of shape they really are.

A study says that listening to Mozart can lower a person’s blood pressure. The only problem is having to apologize to your wife for annoying everyone else with all the snoring through the entire concert.

A study says that listening to Mozart can lower a person’s blood pressure. The only tough part is trying to explain to any teenagers who think “Moe Zart” must be the name of a new rapper.

A study says Americans spent more than $30 Billion on alternative medicine, including massage therapy, chiropractic manipulation and homeopathic treatment. At least that is what men tell their wives what is happening during their sessions when they get on the table.

A study says people under 30 have weaker grips than they did 30 years ago. Mostly because that is every teenager developed permanently inflamed tendons in both thumbs from permanently sitting at the controls of their home video consoles.

A study says irregular meal times can lead to high blood pressure, obesity and diabetes. Especially for the people who find that starting breakfast a little late runs into lunch, afternoon snack, happy hour, dinner, TV snack and fourth meal.

O’Hare International Airport in Chicago canceled 85 flights and was running 30 minutes late because of weather conditions on Wednesday. Which means that there were as many as three clouds reported overhead.

Hillary Clinton says she wants to bring in better paying jobs along with debt free college. Which are related as most jobs would be better paying if most the workers’ salaries didn’t go to pay off all their tuition loans.

Police in Georgia say a man died while unloading $12 Million worth of marijuana. Apparently the cause of death was heat exhaustion as he was said to be completely baked.

Police in Georgia say a man died while unloading $12 Million worth of marijuana. Which means that it was definitely not a shipment of medicinal pot.

Kia took first place in the J.D. Power quality survey which is based on flaws reported by owners in the first 90 days. Kia won mostly from the fact that their owners rarely decide to actually keep driving the car three months after they buy it.

Cleveland fans broke the NBA online store sales record after winning their first NBA title. Which isn’t hard to do after having all that extra money lying around from not having to buy any championship souvenirs for the past 50 years.

Donald Trump is set to visit Scotland on Friday with protests already being organized because of his business practices there. Which is nothing more than the Scots trying to make Trump feel like he never left the U.S.

Maine Governor Paul LePage has threatened to halt the food stamp program there because the federal government won’t stop people from using government funds to buy “Mars Bars and Mountain Dew.” Or as that is known in Alabama, Sunday family dinner.

A survey says that election uncertainty is taking a toll on business. Mostly for the companies that are expecting to lose many of their workers who are planning on moving out of the country after November.

An analysis says U.S. homes are selling at their strongest pace since 2007. Mostly for the people who finally have managed to save enough money to buy back their home that was foreclosed nine years ago.

The IMF has downgraded its outlook on the U.S. economy. People were surprised. Someone had an outlook about the economy that could actually go any lower?

A report says that Americans still want to own a home if they can afford it. In the meantime they can also think about their other equally achievable dreams of owning a private jet, a European castle and a Major League Baseball team.

Fiat Chrysler says it will stop using Takata airbags. Although that isn’t really necessary to switch as their vehicles aren’t really capable of going fast enough to cause the airbags to inflate in a collision anyways.

Fiat Chrysler says it will stop using Takata airbags. Which is unfortunate since those were the most reliable parts that were operational in any of their cars.

A study says middle aged adults with heart disease may be less sexually active than those with healthy hearts. Mostly because women find it a bit less stimulating when what used to be called foreplay is now just CPR.

Republicans have released what they call their alternative to Obamacare. Which pretty much means just repealing Obamacare.

For-profit medical schools are popping up around the country as a way of easing the shortage of doctors. The only question is who is believing other universities that charge $200,000 for medical school get away with calling themselves non-profits?

For-profit medical schools are popping up around the country as a way of easing the shortage of doctors. The only question is who is going to book an appointment with a specialist whose diploma on the wall comes from DeVry?

A study says brightly colored rooms help students study better. Which is a big difference from when they get bad grades and their parents are the ones seeing red.

A rare syndrome caused a Texas woman to awake from surgery speaking with a British accent. Although apparently it was just an attempt to see if she could qualify to have her medical bills covered by the British National Health Service.

A rare syndrome caused a Texas woman to awake from surgery speaking with a British accent. Which just didn’t sound right when she awoke from the anesthetic by yelling “How-Dee, Guv’nah!”

More than 300 people were arrested in a Medicare and Medicaid fraud scheme that bilked the government out of $900 Million. The suspects are being charged with impersonating a hospital.

A study explains why some people are not tempted into cheating on their spouse. It’s called the fear of losing half of everything they own.

A study says long work hours may harm a person’s health. Which is finally some good news knowing that since 2008 Americans must be the healthiest people on the planet.

A study says long work hours may harm a person’s health. The only question is which is worse, putting in 90 hours a week to keep from being fired, or after being fired working 30 hours a week at three minimum wage jobs to make ends meet.

DNA tests show that a Colorado prisoner is not the son of the late music legend Prince. He was hoping he was related so he could then call himself “the inmate formerly known as 357264.”

HBO has canceled the series “Vinyl” after previously saying it would be renewed. That’s the problem with vinyl. It’s hard to keep it from eventually getting scratched.

Ivanka Trump is being sued for a shoe design she claimed to be her own. Which is ironic that she is in the shoe design business as Republicans are heading into the National Convention trying to figure out a way to give her dad the boot.

The NHL has approved expansion into Las Vegas. Which means there will be more people on ice at any one time since the mob took over operations back in the 1940s.

The NHL has approved expansion into Las Vegas. There will be more ice at the home arena than any other location in town other than the casinos that offer a 24 hour buffet line.

A Swedish soccer player was kicked out of a game for excessive flatulence. Apparently he was just trying to “break wind like Beckham.”

A Swedish soccer player was kicked out of a game for excessive flatulence. He was already warned once but was sent off the field for turning the other cheek.

A report says that robots will replace 7% of U.S. jobs by 2025. The other 93% are safe as even the robots won’t take a position that pays less than $15 an hour.

A report says that robots will replace 7% of U.S. jobs by 2025. The rest won’t be in danger until the robots built in other countries figure out how to sneak in across the Mexican border.

A report says more people are using chip implants to open doors and control their cellphones. The good news is they can send out texts while driving with the same motion they use to flip off the person who just cut them off in traffic.

Bolivian President Evo Morales wants to change the Gregorian calendar for the one previously used by indigenous people that is in the year 5524. As opposed to Iran which is still trying to figure out how to move forward from the year 1273.

The Social Security trust fund is projected to run dry by 2034. Which is no big deal since that gives them plenty of time to fix the problem before the people currently in their 30s can even think about retiring for another 60 years.

A proposal says that robots should eventually be made to pay taxes once they take over the majority of jobs. The good news is that the IRS will allow computer couples to claim each of the cellphones and calculators they are raising as dependents.

Banks are using technology to save seniors from losing their money to scams and fraud. The banks want to make sure the seniors have plenty of money available for the bank to take with their outrageous fees and overcharges.

Banks are using technology to save seniors from losing their money to scams and fraud. That will ensure seniors will have enough money left to make a fortune from Nigerian princes, telemarketers and foreign lotteries.

The House of Representatives adjourned until July 5th after a gun legislation sit-in by Democrats halted business for more than 17 hours. Only Congress would find the solution to a work stoppage by taking a two week break.

Pennsylvania Democratic Representative Chaka Fattah says he will resign in October after being convicted on corruption charges. Apparently he needs the extra time to settle up with all his lobbyists when they return from summer vacation.

Pennsylvania Democratic Representative Chaka Fattah says he will resign in October after being convicted on corruption charges. Some lawmakers want him out sooner for embarrassing the institution. The other members of Congress take a certain amount of pride in never being caught.

That’s it for now, Oh Faithful Readers! A typically busy day on the way for me. I got up early, wrote 51 jokes (some of them actually funny), did 4,000 reps jumping rope and now have to go in early to work to help out with severe weather moving through the region. Think I’ll skip Karate class tonight for a bit of a break. I must be getting old. The one thing that always keeps me going, though is when you all remember to take the time to make sure and always send the love!



Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Greetings, Oh Faithful Readers!

Two women were arrested for brawling at an IHOP in Memphis. People said the women must have been from outside the area. If they wanted to fight at breakfast, there was a perfectly good Waffle House located right down the street.

A report says mass hysteria caused a stampede at a New York City subway station. Obviously the report was written by someone who has never been to a New York City subway station during Tuesday rush hour.

A report says mass hysteria caused a stampede at a New York City subway station. There hasn’t been that much of a commotion at a Subway since Jared Fogle was tipped off to the FBI.

A report says 86% of the women taking the Marines combat fitness test failed. The only problem is that most the men taking the test think they can pass only because their training program consisted of playing three straight weeks of “Call of Duty.”

A tourism expert says hunting humans will be a big business for the super rich in the next 100 years. Apparently they would realize it is already happening if they would book a trip sometime to Chicago.

A tourism expert says hunting humans will be a big business for the super rich in the next 100 years. Which means once the world’s lion population is gone, make sure to not make any teeth cleaning appointments with that dentist in Minnesota.

Fed Chairwoman Janet Yellen says there is “considerable uncertainty” in the outlook for the U.S. economy. It’s too bad she isn’t in some sort of position to do something about it like being in complete control of the monetary flow of the entire nation.

Fed Chairwoman Janet Yellen says there is “considerable uncertainty” in the outlook for the U.S. economy. At least we are consistent. The only thing that has been certain about the economy since 2008 is its uncertainty.

Scientists say they are working on meat that can be manufactured without coming from any animals. To which McDonald’s says that idea has been around for years. It’s called their “menu.”

Hillary Clinton criticized Donald Trump’s economic plan, saying Alexander Hamilton  “would be rolling over in his grave.” That shows how much she knows. Apparently she isn’t aware that Hamilton is still singing and dancing twice a night on Broadway.

China is being criticized for holding an annual dog meat eating festival. Even Taco Bell is telling the people there they need to draw the line somewhere.

China is being criticized for holding an annual dog meat eating festival. Apparently it’s a tradition that was started years ago by members of their postal workers union.

Fed Chairwoman Janet Yellen says the Fed is not ready for another recession. Which wouldn’t be the case if they had actually done something to end the last one.

Fed Chairwoman Janet Yellen says the Fed is not ready for another recession. To which everyone is asking “When did we get out of the last one?”

Chris Christie is proposing equal funding for all students in New Jersey schools. There obviously needs to be something done when the most successful people to come out of the New Jersey school system are the cast members of “Jersey Shore.”

A poll says voters favor Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton when it comes to the economy. When it comes to handling the nation’s money, they trust someone who personally runs his businesses into bankruptcy instead of getting paid millions of dollars in speaking fees to just talk about it.

An analysis says that Donald Trump’s tax and spend plan would triple the interest rate and add $14 Trillion to the national debt. In other words, his policy is to pretty much stay the course.

Some NFL teams are trying to eliminate fumbles by using practice balls that beep when they are held correctly. Now all the teams playing New England need to do is come up with a ball that sends an alarm when someone lets all the air out.

Chick-fil-A has been rated the nation’s favorite fast food chain restaurant, beating out Papa John’s, Little Caesar’s, Arby’s and McDonald’s. The sad part is that people could name all those restaurants but had no idea who was running against each other in the presidential primaries.

A survey says 66 Million Americans have no emergency savings. Unless it is taken into consideration that those people are in emergency status every month trying to find the money to pay the mortgage, car payment and credit card bill.

The FAA is giving the go ahead to commercial drone use. Apparently they thought they would move onto something new after failing miserably with the airlines, the TSA and the Air Traffic Controllers.

Some Starbucks customers are reportedly considering seeking damages from lattes that were served only 75% full. Plaintiffs are asking for a refund for the 25% they missed out on, which works out to around $15 a cup.

A study says that nearly 10 Million Americans are severely nearsighted. Which finally explains why so many people actually signed those subprime mortgage contracts with Countrywide.

 A study says that nearly 10 Million Americans are severely nearsighted. Which finally explains how Bruce Willis achieved the status of sex symbol.

A study says that nearly 10 Million Americans are severely nearsighted. Which would be much better news if there were more than a few dozen positions available to be an NBA referee.

A study says most Americans are eating better now than in 1999, with diets more rich in nuts, seeds and yogurt. The problem is the only time they eat those foods is when they are the ingredients in the newest doughnut creation at Krispy Kreme.

A study says kids in some U.S. cities have dangerously high blood lead levels. The worst part is the only way to really reduce the amount of lead people have in their systems is to start making bullets jacket with steel.

A study links being college educated with a higher risk of brain tumors. Mostly because those people don’t seek treatments for their headaches, assuming they are just from knowing they will spend the next 40 years paying off their tuition loans.

Kelly Osbourne is reportedly set to release her first memoir in 2017. Hopefully that will give her another year to actually make some sort of accomplishment that is worth anyone reading.

Kelly Osbourne is reportedly set to release her first memoir in 2017. That has inspired her dad Ozzy to also write a memoir, just as soon as he can remember anything that has ever happened any farther back than last Tuesday.

“This Old House” is set to take on and restore an older residence in Detroit. The house has a historic designation as it is one of the few homes built after 2003 that hasn’t been burned down yet.

The LP vinyl record is celebrating its creation 68 years ago this week. The good news is that after it became obsolete, its mascots Snap, Crackle and Pop were still able to find work as spokesmen for Rice Krispies.

The LP vinyl record is celebrating its creation 68 years ago this week. People under 30 are still amazed by their parents’ stories about the days when people actually had to pay to listen to their music.

Taylor Swift is taking on Youtube over copyright violations. Apparently she became angry when it was revealed that she had lost most of her clout in the industry because of much higher royalty fees paid out every month to a cat playing the piano.

Vin Scully had to sit out calling a Dodger game this week because of a sore throat. Apparently the 88 year old broadcasting legend strained his vocal cords yelling at the neighborhood kids to “Get off my lawn!” (Apologies to Vinny. This is pretty much blasphemy coming from a Dodger fan!)

A tattoo parlor in Ohio offered free Cavalier tattoos after Cleveland won the NBA Championship Sunday. Recipients will now have a lifelong souvenir of the Finals. They will also have the tattoo to show off every time they get treated for their Hep C.

100 cars in a 90 minute span were caught running a stop sign in a New Jersey neighborhood. Apparently the drivers felt they needed to keep moving so the bodies in the trunk didn’t have enough time to stiffen up from rigor mortis setting in.

A study says Millennials are not as glued to their cellphones as those from Generation X. Mostly because it’s hard to get a good connection when trying to get service into your parents’ basement.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk says he wants to build a robot that does housekeeping chores. Which means one day soon Arnold Schwarzenegger will announce he is the father of a bouncing baby Roomba.

Facebook is reportedly paying $50 Million to media companies and celebrities to make live videos. Finally, not having to wait until lunch to see what everyone we care about was actually eating for breakfast.

Apple’s new Photos app is able to recognize seven different facial expressions. Which for Donald Trump supporters will mean the full spectrum of angry, resentful, outraged, irritable, incensed, inflamed and infuriated.

Apple’s new Photos app is able to recognize seven different facial expressions. The only problem for teenagers using their iPhone for selfies is coming up with six other looks besides “duckface.”

Scientists say the Great Pyramid of Giza is 5 ½ inches off center. The worst part is that 4,500 years ago the engineer in charge wasn’t able to just grab a Snickers.

Instagram says it has reached 500 Million monthly users. Which means special thanks go out to the Kardashian family for motivating people to inundate the Internet with another half billion selfies every few minutes.

Donald Trump says he doesn’t know much about Hillary Clinton’s religion, questioning if she is really Christian. Apparently it all has to do with all those Voodoo dolls resembling Bill that were found lying around her home.

Iowa Representative Steve King wants Harriet Tubman’s picture kept off the $20 Bill, saying he doesn’t want to change anything because “we were happy” before. Apparently everything got all messed up the minute we left the year 1955.

Iowa Representative Steve King wants Harriet Tubman’s picture kept off the $20 Bill, saying he doesn’t want to change anything because “we were happy” with Andrew Jackson. Which at least is the first time anyone has been documented even hinting they might know anything about Andrew Jackson.

Donald Trump has reportedly spent one fifth of all his campaign money with companies he owns. The biggest problem with that was paying for former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski to learn about public relations at Trump University.

Donald Trump says he would be “very happy” to self fund his campaign for President. The good news is that if he falls any farther behind in the polls, his campaign will qualify for funding assistance from FEMA.

That’s it for now, Oh Faithful Readers! This is the election that just keeps on giving. The only way this could get any better is if Hillary wins so the country won’t collapse but she at least appoints Trump to a Cabinet position just to keep him around for fun. The only way this could be any better is if we still had Ross Perot around for another third party run. So while my job looks to be pretty easy from here through November, it is still imperative that you try to at least once in awhile keep me going by remembering to take the time to send the love!